- Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
- Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
- me: [makes list of TV shows i should start watching]
- me: [re-watches every single episode of a show i've already seen]
Explaining tumblr to someone who doesn’t know what it is is seriously the hardest thing to do
what do you look like
i look like the bitch you hate
*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine